9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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