I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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