I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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