the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
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