no, he came in my armpit
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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