remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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