I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
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