sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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