real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
You pole danced in your parka.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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