Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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