wake up i wanna do it froggy style
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
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