He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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