She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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