he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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