I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
