and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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