What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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