First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
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