Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
We just shotgunned beers for America
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
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