absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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