You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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