Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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