I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I cut my penus on the lid.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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