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Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
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