I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I need you to perform a face transplant. Please remove your face from your accounting book and relocate it to where it's most needed - between my legs.
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