singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
this boner is exhausting
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
a search helicopter?!
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
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