I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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