She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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