So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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