she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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