If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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