I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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