It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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