So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Non-Jews are for practice
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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