Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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