still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Randomize
