her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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