thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
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