I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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