u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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