Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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