Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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