Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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