He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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