brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Randomize