So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Congratulations! We have a period
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