Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i made the cop pinkie-promise not to arrest me if i failed the breathalizer.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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