Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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