It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Randomize
