It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
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