he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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