when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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