He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
no. you can't hotbox the world.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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