So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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